HAPPY NEW YEAR!
JANUARY 21st
Technical Meeting at
Dave & Busters
2000 S. Colorado Boulevard
11:30 am
Cost: $25.00 includes free
parking
Topic: TBD
RSVP to: sshayler@absconsultants.com
GLOBAL WARMING UPDATE
A complete list of things
caused by global warming
NOTICE
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WORLD ENDS, YADA, YADA, YADA
Heart disease deaths plummet ahead of
2010 goal - These advances didn't
benefit everyone, AHA notes. The death rate for blacks dropped by 23.8%,
compared with 25.6% for whites. "While overall statistics look better for
the
"U.S. Recession to Hit Canada
Hardest"--headline, Pravda, Jan. 25
Arctic homelessness hardest on women,
Postpartum
depression hits low-income women hardest -www.topnews.in,
February 20th, 2008
Global warming is hitting poor
people in developing countries the hardest. -
Poorest Hit Hardest By
Climate Change, Must Act Now: World Bank - http://web.worldbank.org, Feb.
28, 2008
A DISSENTING OPINION
Universe Ends! Rich,
famous hardest hit -- www.latimes.com, Oct. 25, 2007
THIS JUST IN:
"Beer Likely to Flow at
Harley Festival"--headline, Milwaukee
Journal Sentinel, March 17
"Private Eye Accused of Spying on Targets"--headline, Associated Press, March 6
"Palestinians: Carter Achieved Nothing"--headline, FoxNews.com, April 24
"Marriage + Kids + Money =
Kiss Your Sleep Goodbye"--headline, Globe and Mail (
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THINGS TO PONDER
A clear conscience is usually the
sign of a bad memory.
My mechanic
told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
Hard work
pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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